This 'recipe' kicks butt. A sure crowd pleaser...with NO DISHES TO CLEAN AFTERWARD!

Ladies and Gentlemen...THE CAMPFIRE BANANA SPLIT:

Directions
1.Preheat the grill for high heat.
2.Spray 4 sheets of aluminum foil, large enough to wrap bananas, with cooking spray.
3.Slice the peel of the banana from stem to bottom, while slicing the banana inside lengthwise. The bananas can be cut into slices instead if you like, (while still in the peel) for easier handling later.
4.Carefully open the banana just wide enough to place the chocolate chips and marshmallows inside the peel with the banana. Stuff with as much of the chocolate chips and marshmallows as desired.
5.Wrap the bananas with the aluminum foil and place on the grill or directly in the coals of a fire. Leave in long enough to melt the chips and the marshmallows, about 5 minutes. Unwrap bananas, open the peels wide, add whipped topping and eat with a spoon.

You know the old saying "goodbyes are never easy"? Well, it's simply not true. Some goodbyes are very easy. Saying goodbye to the dentist that just performed two hours of root canal surgery on your mouth. Dead easy. Putting the finishing touches and bidding adieu to a kitchen reno that left you broken and frustrated. Piece of cake. Hearing Roseanne Barr butcher the Star Spangled Banner....paaalease.  But some goodbyes are very,very hard. Saying goodbye to a job that on a daily basis has allowed me to connect with so many wonderful people: not easy. Saying "so long" to a company that has felt more like family than an employer......difficult. Saying goodbye to a part of the province that has opened my eyes to what 'family living' can be and should be....heart-breaking.  Quite simply I am deeply saddend to leave. My time hear at The One has been some of the very best I've encountered in the 15 years I've been doing what I do. In a dreamy-dream world I could personally shake your hand and thank each and every one of you who have made my time here so special. But that's not possible. So instead...I would like to offer my heart-felt gratitude to all those who made made the time here so special for myself, my wife and my kids. You will be missed.

My last day at The One is Friday, May 31st. Until then....

Keep on, keep'n on.

Sincerely,

D

Have you spent hours browsing your local home improvement store looking for the perfect door knob? The different colours, styles and finishes of door knobs can be overwhelming. Did you find it harder than shopping for new clothes? Well that's because you wanted to choose a door knob that unknowingly suits you, fits your personality and looks good; just like you would when shopping for the latest fashions.

According to the experts...here's what the following door knobs finishes say about you:

A Venetian Bronze finish is a throw back to yesteryear, it suits someone who is nostalgic, paints their home in warm roses and cream colours and has a soft spot for classic Victorian décor. Personality traits of these individuals include: conscientious, dependable, steady and conservative. Their hobbies might include classical music, fine dining, designer clothes and trips to Rome.

A Satin Stainless Steel finish is for someone who likes clean, polished and modern looks. Their home is very simple, bright and airy, probably with a lot of windows and open spaces. Symbolic of this individual would be innocence, purity and naivete. People who chose this finish are probably into alternative or indie rock, wearing jeans with a t-shirt, vacationing on the beach and chowing down on sushi.

A Rustic Pewter finish is chosen by someone who prefers an average suburban house to a modern mansion. This person often has a good business sense but tends to work too much. They love classic rock, attending sporting events, eating cheeseburgers and taking camping trips at national parks.

An Iron Black finish evokes a very mysterious feel. Door knobs which are all black represent a dignified and impressive look, without being showy. These people most likely love emo music, visiting Eastern bloc countries, wearing all black wardrobes and eating at ethnic restaurants.

A Bright Brass finish has yellow undertones, representing happiness and imagination. The people who choose this have sunny personalities and a great sense of humour. Hobbies of this person include, visiting glitzy Las Vegas, wearing bright clothing and accessories, listening to pop music and dining at chain restaurants.

8 years old!!!

I talked about this late last year (Oct. 2009) after I heard the rumor circulating around the net. It turns out that 'this BAD BOY' is going national.....and I couldn't be happier.

KFC is set to launch their newest 'sandwhich'. It's called the Double Down and it's two pieces of bacon, two slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and the franchise's trademark Colonel's Sauce, all packed between two boneless fried chicken fillets.

This breadless wonder made its first appearance in Rhode Island and Nebraska in August for public testing, and it looks like it passed. According to KFC.com, the sandwich will launch across the U.S. on April 12.

"This product is so meaty, there's no room for a bun," boasts the Double Down page on KFC.com, which features a clock counting down to the second until launch day.

The grilled Double Down contains 460 calories, with 23 grams of fat and 1,430 milligrams of sodium, according to KFC.com.

Original recipe Double Down has 540 calories, 32 g of fat and 1,380 mg of sodium.

Frisbee -- You're a natural-born athlete who thrives on outdoor pursuits. There's nothing you like better than organizing a hiking party, canoe trip or backyard volleyball game. Just as long as you're involved in a physical activity, you are a happy camper. The boundless enthusiasm spills over to your kids, and the bonds you form while you spend time in uninhibited play with them will remain forever.
 
Play-Doh -- You possess a creative bent that makes you a champ at everything from decorating your home to organizing the perfect party. People are charmed at your amazing efforts -- you can take the most inexpensive items and turn them into "Martha Stewart" productions. And the get-togethers at your house are famous for their originality and outrageous themes. Fun-loving and high-spirited, you're a ball of fire who lights up any gathering.

Yo-Yo -- You're a meticulous problem-solver who enjoys pitting your skills against seemingly formidable odds. Self-confident but never self-centered, you're always there to help loved ones or pals when they need a hand. Your quiet calm and uncanny ability to see all the sides of a situation make you an asset at your workplace. Both your co-workers and your boss are inspired by your creative solutions.
 
Etch-A-Sketch -- You are a deep thinker who enjoys spending time on your own. You're also very organized, allotting each hour of the day to specific tasks. But although you're quite content with your solitude, you are warm and generous with your small circle of pals. You also have a keen interest in community projects, and you believe that one of the joys of being human is contributing to the welfare of others.
 
Hula Hoop -- You're sexy and sassy, and when you enter a room, it's for sure all eyes will be on you. You're the girl who's always in the know, whether it's the latest trend in clothes or a juicy piece of Hollywood gossip. You're also a lively storyteller, regaling your family and friends with the details of your latest adventures. But while you're the life of the party, you also have a compassionate side that makes you a trusted and loyal friend.

Happy St. Patrick's day! A day not just for getting togther with friends, family and complete strangers to listen to Celtic music and embrace everything that is Irish...but a day that pushes the boundaries on eating or drinking anything GREEN. Case in point: Green Bacon?!

News broke yesterday that there has been a recall on a certain snack food item (which is a favorite of mine).....and it could be in your kitchen cupboard.
A popular brand of potato chips is the latest product in Canada to be recalled by over fears of salmonella contamination.
The Canadian Food Inspection Agency announced yesterday a recall on Lay's Smoky Bacon flavour potato chips.
The problem:they contain hydrolyzed vegetable protein (HVP) from a spoiled batch of the flavour enhancer produced in the US. The worry is salmonella.
Any Food contaminated with salmonella may not look or smell bad, but eating food contaminated with the bacteria may cause what doctors call "salmon-ellosis" which is a VERY serious food-borne illness.

In young kids, the elderly and people with weakened immune systems, salmonellosis can cause serious and sometimes deadly infections. In healthy people, it might cause short-term symptoms, such as high fever, vomiting, abdominal pain and the dreaded diarrhea. I've had a touch of the salmonellosis...and I thought I was dying....for an entire week. Not good.

Here's what to check for: The recall affects the 43-gram, snack-size bags of chips bearing a "fresh until" stamp dated between March 23 and May 4, and the the big 235-gram, full-sized bags dated from March 23 until April 27.

No illness has been reported in Canada so far in relation to the recalled products.

I understand there has been some concern about a (finger quotes) "missing banana" from The One Control Room. I also understand that I have been half-heartily identified as a potential suspect. I write this letter to clear up any misunderstanding that may have taken place.

I can confirm that I, Dave Newman, ate the banana in question. I can additionally confirm that it was indeed delicious. In fact, it may have been the best banana I have ever had the pleasure of sampling. The Academy Awards of banana's if you will. The soft, sweet yellow fruit almost seemed to dance on my taste buds. It was that good. Seriously.

In my defense, I would like to submit that the food item in question was left in a section of the control room I like to call 'Mama B's Free Fruit Stand'. Julie B has lovingly been leaving me fruit on that shelf for the better part of two years. I was lead to believe that this piece of fruit Question: is a bird guilty of "stealing" bird food out of a feeder that he has feasted on for years if one day out of the blue the owner of that feeder decided to keep the feed for himself?!? I would like to think not.

As a side note...while at University, I once lived in a house with 12 guys. House Rule: If you left food laying around anywhere other than a fridge or a kitchen cupboard...you should expect it to be eaten. That was an exercise in survival of the fittest. That co-habitation stint taught me many lessons, one of which was that food not intended for consumption by others is best left in a kitchen...or pantry...or staff-room lounge. Getting upset by missing food that was laying around a radio station control room is almost as strange as leaving one's slippers in a control room and not expecting them to be worn by others. But we'll save that e-mail for another day.

Satiatedly Yours,

Dave Newman

Too funny